The Twilight Saga: New Moon (the complete movie)

So, you didn't feel like going to the theater last night to see the latest blockbuster ($26M on opening day)? I don't blame you. Endless queues packed with tweens, teens and their cougar moms, looking to watch "beefcake". At $10 per ticket, $10 for a tub of popcorn, another $20 for sugary treats and a $10 soft drink, lets face it, going to the movies now-a-days is a real budget buster. Then throw in a dinner at some "choke'n'puke" and possibly parking fees and/or transportation costs.

So ladies, put on your PJs, grab your favorite libations, noshes and battery powered "toys". Here's the much anticipated cinematic event that is artificially propelling your little angels into puberty and, with enough tequila, might just make the old man look sexy again (at least for one night).

Guys, see if you can find a football game on TV. I don't think anyone is going to bother you.

Enjoy!

"Let's all be careful out there!"

MOVE TO IRAN

Thanks to Lugosi for this one:

"Let's all be careful out there!"

2012 (the complete movie)

That's right friends & fans. Just released to the theaters on Friday and here it is for your perusal, on "Paradise Driver", on Sunday. As with most action/adventure flicks, it has a very tiny plot to wrap your imagination around and is scientifically warped. Most of the good "stuff" takes place in the 1st 1/3rd of the flick and then it lumbers on to the inevitable conclusion.

So, save your money. Pause as necessary. Scratch yourself. Chat on the cell and have an enjoyable weekend.

Hope you enjoy it.

"Let's all be careful out there!"

A CHRISTMAS CAROL

A timeless Christmas tradition. This is the latest re-imagining of the classic Dickens' story, starring Jim Carey. Just released this week.

"Let's all be careful out there!"

BEAR WARNING

If you plan on visiting Vancouver BC this winter for the Olympics, this warning sign might be helpful:

(CLICK TO ENLARGE)

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THIS IS IT - The Michael Jackson Concert Rehearsal Movie

Opened nationwide yesterday for a, allegedly, 2-week limited run.

Save your money - watch it here.

Enjoy!

"Let's all be careful out there!"

SAW VI

Okay, it'll be Halloween in just a few hours. So here is the latest, sicko, slasher movie.

Save your money. Make your own popcorn. Sit back and freak out.

Enjoy!

"Let's all be careful out there!"

THE INVENTION OF LYING

Another "bootlegged" major motion picture.

Enjoy!

"Let's all be careful out there!"

FOUND ON CRAIG'S LIST

AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD
　

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
Date: 2009-05-27, 1:43 a.m. E.S.T.

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.

First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!

I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].

After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done.

Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!

I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]

I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.

Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what 's going on with that?

Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.

The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).

In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime.

I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.

Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.Have a good day!

Thoughtfully yours,

Alex

"Let's all be careful out there!"

YOUR OPINION??

This is from an article in the St. Petersburg , FL Times Newspaper on Sunday.

The Business Section asked readers for ideas on "How Would You Fix the Economy?"

I think this guy nailed it!

Dear Mr. President:

Please find below my suggestion for fixing America ’s economy.

Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.

You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:

There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.

Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
Unemployment fixed..

2) They MUST buy a new American car. Forty million cars ordered-
Auto Industry fixed.

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
Housing Crisis fixed.

It can't get any easier than that!

If more money is needed, have all members of Congress
and their constituents pay their taxes....

"Let's all be careful out there!"

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY

This past weekend's top box office draw.
Save your money.
Here is a bootleg copy of the movie:

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DEFYING GRAVITY season 1 episode 13

This is the 13th, and final, episode of this canceled series.

I hope you enjoyed watching these 5 episodes that ABC-TV refused to air.

"Let's all be careful out there!"

DEFYING GRAVITY season 1 eoisode 12

"Let's all be careful out there!"

DEFYING GRAVITY season 1 episode 11

"Let's all be careful out there!"

Some Compelling Reasons for Opposing Health Care Reform

Stole this from Mirth, Musings & More

Some Compelling Reasons for Opposing Health Care Reform

1. Although efforts have been made to reform the healthcare industry since 1912, we should not be too hasty in enacting change.

2. The federal government has no business interfering in people's health care decisions.... Well, unless a woman is trying to terminate a pregnancy, or the patient’s last name is Schiavo.

3. The government is incapable of running anything efficiently, and if allowed to offer a health care option, will run it so efficiently that it will put private insurers out of business.

4. We are a Christian nation, and we don’t believe in helping the least among us. Some people just don’t deserve health care. Getting sick is God's punishment for doing something wrong.

5. The current system, with 47,000,000 uninsured, a million medical bankruptcies annually, and 18,000 deaths annually due to lack of insurance, is working just fine. In fact, we have the best health care system in the world.... Provided you never get sick.

6. Even though many older couples are forced to divorce in order to avoid catastrophic financial losses due to medical expenses, it’s the homosexuals who are destroying families.

7. A conversation with your doctor about end-of-life issues is an opportunity for your doctor to convince you to kill yourself.

8. We can afford to spend more on our military than all other nations combined, but we can’t afford universal health care.

9. Single-payer, government-run health care is good enough for our men and women in uniform, but to offer the same to the general public would be socialism.

10. Pooling our resources to provide roads, schools, clean water, military, police, and fire protection for each other is not socialism. Pooling our resources to provide each other health care is socialism.

11. Socialism is bad. Very bad. Bad!

12. Health care is an issue best handled by individual states, like slavery.

13. We can afford to subsidize Israel , Iraq , and Afghanistan , all of whom have universal health care, but we can’t afford it ourselves.

14. Money and corporate profits are more important than peoples’ health. Sure, reforming the insurance companies would save thousands of lives, but shareholders’ portfolios might be damaged.

15. Freeing people from holding on to their dead-end jobs for the insurance and allowing them to become entrepreneurs would bankrupt our country.

16. Someone like physicist Stephen Hawking would have been allowed to die under the British health care system. Oh, he’s British? And alive? Never mind.

17. We already have universal health care: it’s called the Emergency Room. Uninsured people can go there for all their health needs (checkups, cancer pre-screening, chemotherapy, etc.), and it only costs the taxpayers a few thousand dollars per visit.

18. The Obama health care initiative is part of the liberal-communist-Nazi-socialist-Islamo-fascist-gay-atheist-zombie-transsexual-cannibal sociopath-evolutionist agenda to take away your freedom! If this plan is passed, abortions will be mandatory, schoolchildren will be raped by their teachers, and Negroes will murder your Grandma with her pillow!

Yes, please do share this with everyone you know. It's important that we keep spreading the truth about health care reform.

This was apparently taken from an anonymous email making the rounds on the interweb thingie, so I'm not sure who the actual author is.

"Let's all be careful out there!"